Saturday, August 28, 2010

SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010

SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010

                               Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight
after school.

                               1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins.
Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

                               2010 - Police called, arrests Johnny
and Mark.. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny
started it. Both children go to anger management programs for 3
months. School board hold meeting to impliment bullying prevention

                               Robbie won't be still in class,
disrupts other students.

                               1957 - Robbie sent to office and given
6 of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does
not disrupt class again.

                               2010 - Robbie given huge doses of
Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. Robbie's parents get
fortnightly disability payments and School gets extra funding from
state because Robbie has a disability.

                               Scenario :
                               Billy breaks a window in his
neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

                               1957 - Billy is more careful next
time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful

                               20010 - Billy's dad is arrested for
child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State
psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused
herself and their dad goes to prison.

                               Scenario :
                               Mark gets a headache and takes some
aspirin to school.

                               1957 - Mark gets glass of water from
Principal to take aspirin with.

                               2010 - Police called, Mark expelled
from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

                               Scenario :
                               Johnny takes apart leftover
firecrackers from Guy Fawkes, puts them in a model airplane paint
bottle, blows up a bullant nest.

                               1957 - Ants die.

                               2010- State Police, Star Force,
Federal Police & Anti-terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with
domestic terrorism, Feds investigate parents, siblings removed from
home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list
and is never allowed to fly again.

                               Scenario :
                               Johnny falls while running during
recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary .
Mary hugs him to comfort him.

                               1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels
better and goes on playing.

                               2010 - Mary is accused of being a
sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in Prison. Johnny
undergoes 5 years of therapy.

                               This should be sent to every e-mail
address to show how stupid we have become!

                               Think about it!

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