Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Joke Time

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84)..
We decided to grab a bite at the food court..
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………
“Got stoned once and f*cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”

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