ITALIAN DIVORCE COURT
Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court.
"Your honor, we beena marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he always picka his nose.
Ana when we maka love he a never letsa me onna toppa. I justa canna taka dissa nomore."
The judge listens solemnly And then addresses Giuseppi.
"Giuseppi, is dissa true ?
You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina onna toppa??
What you gotta say forra yourself?"
"Wella you honor, itsa true.
I picka my nose allotta
and I tella Angelina she always gotta be onna da bottom. Dis all go abacka to when I'm a younga boy. My poppa, he's a very smarta man,
anna I always do ev'ryting he's a say. My poppa one day he says, "Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two maina secrets ova hava successful life:
keepa your nose clean.
Ana number two,
You never screwa up !!"