Wednesday, November 2, 2011
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year,due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve,resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. ...
This defect has been identified as "Sub sequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S.I.N.,as it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behaviour
6. Confusion and lying
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correctthis defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entireburden of the staggering cost of these repairs.
There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areasis: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCEprocedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heartcomponent.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate thehuman being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposingthe unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in thehuman unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call onJesus.
DANGER: The human being units notresponding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. TheSIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contaminationof that facility. Thank you for your attention! - GOD P.S. Please notify othersof this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by'Knee mail'!
Because HE Lives!