Friday, May 30, 2008

The budget


The NZ government is giving each and every one of us a $16-42 tax reduction.

If we spend that money at K-Mart, the money will go to China .

If we spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan.

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

If we purchase a made in China hoodie it makes it easier to do a burglary.

If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.

If we purchase useless crap it will go to Korea and none of it will help the NZ economy.

If you save it for about 4 years for an overseas holiday you will be helping someone else’s economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in New Zealand .

Thank you for your help.

Helen Clark & Michael Cullen
(NZ Prime Minister & Treasurer)

Happy hoodie day from Nandor pot head and Sue Bradford communist feminazi.

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